An Adults Typing

Jimmy was a pro at dating women. Wherever he was you could almost be sure that he was dating women. He had his first date when he was nine. All the women thought he was very cute, and wanted him as a partner.

But there are some things that can be bad about dating women. Like the way they react when you break up with them. Some women don't take it so well. Like last night, Jimmy was talking with a girl named Mary, and he told her that he wanted to break up with her. She immediately got up, slapped him in the face, and ran out the door.

There were other incidents similar to that where a woman got very mad at Jimmy. Now, one night Jimmy was walking down a street alone for once, which was a rare thing. And suddenly Mary popped out from behind a trash can. She startled him.

"Mary, what do you want!" Jimmy asked in a scared tone.

Mary said nothing. She just grabbed his arm in a death grip.

"Ow! That hurts!" Jimmy said.

Mary just smiled. Suddenly dozens of women popped out from various hiding places and started running towards Jimmy! He recognized some of their faces as women he had dated and dumped. Jimmy let out a scream before they dragged him down a dark alley.

Jimmy woke up in a sweat. He was tied down to a long table in a dark room. Suddenly the lights came on, and to Jimmy's horror he saw the women who had grabbed him on the street.

"What are you going to do to me?" He asked.

"We're going to hurt you like you hurt our hearts!" One of them yelled.

Jimmy had to think of a way to get out of this. But he had no idea how. He looked around the room. There was nothing to get out of there with. It looked like he would have to talk his way out somehow. But he had no idea how.

"Wait! Before you kill me, just let me talk! It was wrong of me to dump all of you just like that and I'm really very sorry! Please don't kill me! I'll do anything you want!" He said.

They all looked at each other, smiling.

"We want you to marry us!" One shouted.

Jimmy was astonished.

"All of you?" He asked.

They just nodded. It looked like Jimmy's days of dating women were over. Being married to forty or fifty women would definitely take a good chunk of time out of his day. I guess that's the price to pay for dating so many women.